You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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