Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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