I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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