Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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