hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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