what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
