doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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