Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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