My nipple is on Facebook.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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