well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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