i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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