Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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