I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Dick very happy bro
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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