Your face is a jimmy john
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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