spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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