Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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