PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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