quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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