school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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