I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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