all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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