Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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