That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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