I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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