There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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