After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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