I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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