so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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