Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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