She announced her abortion via fbk
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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