Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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