i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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