im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
where are you?
Hypothermia
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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