yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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