they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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