Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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