i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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