she woke up with a sticky ear
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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