would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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