Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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