make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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