I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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