We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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You. Win. At. Life.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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