Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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