i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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