dude i'm inner monologue high
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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