So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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