even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
third nipple confirmed
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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