evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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