..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I wear drunk well.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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