So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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